Don't Let Your Girl

Something tells me that New York Islanders hockey player Mike Comrie is not the dominant one in his relationship with Hilary Duff. If he was, he would not let his girlfriend Hilary Duff dress like a geographically confused hooker! He did, however, seem to find it funny. Hilary wore a scarf, shorts, knee high boots and fish net stockings. I should remind you that it is late-June in Los Angeles! Still, this outfit is inappropriate no matter what the season is.

Bai Territory

Famed "LA Ink" tattoo artist Kat Von D is flirting with Bai Ling territory in that she ALWAYS looks ridiculous on the red carpet.

Kat matched her eye makeup with her nail and hair colors which is a big no-no if your hair resembles a tropical colored skunk. Kat fugged up the Verizon Palm Centro launch party red carpet on Thursday night.

Remember The Days?

Do you remember the days when Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were on every magazine cover? It seems times have changed and I couldn't be more happy. Honestly, I don't mind Nicky so much but that Paris ruins the Hilton name.

It looks like Nicky put on about 5 pounds (she is still a twig), heres to hoping she gains more! Paris and Nicky hosted an photograph gallery opening last night.

Wanna See!

Halle Berry was seen outside of her LA home with a bodyguard but without baby daughter Nahla or fiance Gabriel Aubry.

While most celebrities whore out their new babies, Halle has taken a more classy approach and guarded her daughter. One things for sure, that girl has fantastic genes!

*GROAN*

It all makes sense now. Paris Hilton has confirmed that she will be working with boyfriend Benji Madden on a new CD. Didn't she learn her lesson with the first one!?

So essentially, Paris Hilton is fucking Benji Madden for tracks. Her desperation is so transparent.

Congrats!

Uma Thurman recently became engaged to boyfriend Arpad Busson, it has been confirmed. Time for Uma to forget about cheatin' scumbag Ethan Hawke!

Uma's man "Arki" isn't a gold digger either, he is a prominent financier with homes in London and the Bahamas.

In Other News, Spencer Pratt is a Douche

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me… I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.” -Spencer Pratt

Seems a bit hypocritical, eh Spencer? Looks like he's using Mary-Kate's name for publicity.

Just think, in a few years we will all be saying, "Spencer WHO?"

Strange Comments

Enrique Iglesias is known for making strange comments. He's told the press that he was gay and then denied it days later, he has also talked about his small penis size and called it a joke.

His latest quote has left people scratching their heads. He says, "Oh I'm not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously. I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact."

Did that quote make sense?When did they break up? This guy is a bit loopy.

Familiar

Mary-Kate Olsen chose a familiar, bohemian ensemble for the premiere of her film The Wackness yesterday in New York.

It seems like they've been premiering and prooting this movie forever!

New Lindsay

It's been announced that Lindsay Lohan's new album will be called 'Spirit in the Dark' and will be released on November 4th.

Lindsay recorded with people like Akon, Timbaland and Pharrell for the new album.

The BET Awards

The BET Awards were yesterday and bad fashion took the center stage!


Rihanna looked confused fashion-wise, as always. She topped her hideous lip color with an ugly, bright dress.


Fergie and Nelly performed together (Fergie is black, in case you didn't know)

Alicia Keys looked fugtastic. She could be pretty if it weren't for her horrible fashion sense.


Cassie forgot her pants! Oh well, she has fantastic legs.

Ciara danced with Rihanna's man Chris Brown as Rihanna looked on. Yeah bitch, Ciara is hotter than you will ever be.

Not A Quitter

Lindsay Lohan sucked down cigarettes and texted on her Blackberry in between takes of her new film Labor Pains on Monday.

Guess she ended her endorsement deal with Ariva and Lindsay isn't a quitter!

Good Luck

Heather Locklear checked into a psychological treatment center in Arizona this weekend, it has been reported.

Heather's battles with mental health issues have been public in the last year. Its just another thing for Denise Richards to talk about on her shitty TV show!

Yankee Mom

Madonna, daughter Lourdes and son David braved the rain to watch the New York Yankees defeat the Cincinatti Reds 4-1 Sunday afternoon.

Doesn't look like she is a big fan, she couldn't even fork over a measly 20 bucks for a Yankees cap.

You Can't Handle Miley Cyrus

Teen star Miley Cyrus says she's "too much" for guys to handle. The Hannah Montana actress, 15, refuses to be "quiet" and calm her "crazy" ways for any potential boyfriends. She explains, "I'm too much to handle right now. "I can't be quiet and cute for boys - I have to be a bit crazy."

Miley -- who caused controversy after posing topless for Vanity Fair magazine earlier this year -- also revealed her embarrassment when she came face-to-face with her crush.

Miley insists she no longer has a crush on any other celebrities because "they're all getting old" but does have a soft spot for one star.

She said, "Orlando Bloom is gorgeous but he's a bit of a player."

Maybe the reason that guys aren't interested in you is because you are UGLY. Just a thought.
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Like A Whore In Church

Here's a few difficult questions, don't let your brain explode while you try to figure them out.

Of the three people picture above, who is the biggest publicity whore? Better yet, how many STDs do you think are spread amongst them?

Perez Hilton, Heidi MontGAG and Spencer Pratt attended church together on Sunday. Minutes later, the building was engulfed in flames.

Meatless Monday?

Sir Paul McCartney has urged the UK to hold "meat-free Mondays" to reduce carbon emissions.

McCartney told The Grocer that the scheme would alert consumers to the environmental impact of meat production.

He said: "A lot of people go to the gym on a Monday. With meat-free Mondays, it's a bit like going to the gym but with the added advantage of protecting the planet."

McCartney noted that a similar policy had proven successful in Australia.

He added: "One of the most significant conclusions of the recent report on climate change was that we should eat less meat. This is not the Vegetarian Society that said that. It's the UN."

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Skinny

A frighteningly thin looking Colin Farrell was seen on a Malibu beach yesterday. Colin supposedly lost weight for a role.

Colin has likened his eating habits to those of a pigeon.

EATing A BURGER!

A slimmer-looking Lindsay Lohan and always thin Samantha Ronson were seen chowing down on burgers and fries at a burger stand in Hollywood yesterday. I wonder how they manage to stay so thin while shoving their mouths with food.

Maybe they are partaking in the "two finger diet"!

Pregnant in a Bikini!

"The Riches" actress Minnie Driver isn't letting a little pregnancy get in the way of her fun! The pregnant star was seen frolicking in the Pacific Ocean yesterday. This coincided with her baby shower which was also this weekend.

Deepest Condolences

Our deepest condolences go out the family and friends of comedian George Carlin who dies of heart failure Sunday night. George Carlin was 71 years old.

First Visit

Jessica Alba made her first post-pregnancy public appearance yesterday in Los Angeles since giving birth to baby Honor Marie Warren on June 7. Jessica and Cash were seen out with a bevy of nannies, running an errand.

Bra Help

We haven't seen much of Kirsten Dunst since her rehab stint this winter. I think its safe to say that rehab didn't help her fashion sense at all!

Wearing high waisted trousers and no bra, the actress was seen in NYC listening to her ipod.

Reunited!

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson were reunited yesterday in Los Angeles! The two celebrated by enjoying each other's company and shopping.

Not JLH

Most celebrities would find it rather annoying to be harassed while at the nail salon. Not Jennifer Love Hewitt! The actress with the stalling career was eating up the attention as the paparazzi took her picture.

Have some consideration for the other customers, Jennifer! You may be an attention whore but other people don't feel the same way!