Brace Yourself Californians

Miley Cyrus can now drive. Granted, its only a permit and she must have an adult in the car with her, I think her pervert boyfriend can supervise her wile she drives!

Lets hope these pictures aren't indicative of how Miley will focus on the road in the future. This photo op is so corny, its straight out of the Spencer and Heidi playbook!

Lindsay Lohan... Shopping

Lindsay Lohan doesn't do much these days except be skinny and shop.

So here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan being skinny and shopping.

Jennifer Aniston, PLEASE SHUT UP!

Jennifer Aniston is still hurling insults at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I understand she is butthurt over being dumped but I think its about time to get over it. Especially with a new man (John Mayer) in her life! Maybe her crazy obsession with Brangelina will drive them apart.

In the new issue of GQ, the Maniston is still blabbing.

Jennifer called stories related to herself, Brad and Angelina the "insane Bermuda Triangle."

And later, she admitted she does not speak to Angelina. "No. Nuh-uh," she told GQ, who asked if the two actresses talk.

"Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time," Jennifer told the GQ scribe. "But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?... Considering the source, nothing surprises me."

Anne Hathaway Looking F-U-G-L-Y!!

Looks like skeletor Anne Hathaway is here to stay!

At a recent benefit, the actress looked like hell froze over! With her large eyes and mouth, skin and bones just isn't a good look for her. Combine that with her "signature" pale skin and she looks like a walking corpse!

GOLDEN GLOE NOMINATIONS

This morning, the list of Golden Globe Award nominations were announced. Obviously, the list is very long and you can read the full thing by clicking "Read More"

1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

a. THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Warner Bros. Pictures and Paramount Pictures; Warner Bros. Pictures and Paramount Pictures

b. FROST/NIXON
Imagine Entertainment, Working Title, Studio Canal; Universal Pictures

c. THE READER
Mirage Enterprises; The Weinstein Company

d. REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
An Evamere Entertainment BBC Films Neal Street Production; DreamWorks Pictures in Association with BBC Films and Paramount Vantage

e. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
Fox Searchlight Pictures and Warner Bros.; Fox Searchlight Pictures and Warner Bros.


2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

a. ANNE HATHAWAY RACHEL GETTING MARRIED

b. ANGELINA JOLIE CHANGELING

c. MERYL STREEP DOUBT

d. KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG

e. KATE WINSLET REVOLUTIONARY ROAD


3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

a. LEONARDO DICAPRIO REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

b. FRANK LANGELLA FROST/NIXON

c. SEAN PENN MILK

d. BRAD PITT THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN
BUTTON

e. MICKEY ROURKE THE WRESTLER


4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. BURN AFTER READING
Working Title/Releasing Company; Focus Features in association with Studio Canal

b. HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
Summit Entertainment, Film4, Ingenious Film Partners, Miramax Films; Miramax Films

c. IN BRUGES
Blueprint Pictures; Focus Features

d. MAMMA MIA!
Relativity Media, Playtone, Littlestar; Universal Pictures

e. VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
Mediapro; The Weinstein Company



5. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. REBECCA HALL VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

b. SALLY HAWKINS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY

c. FRANCES MCDORMAND BURN AFTER READING

d. MERYL STREEP MAMMA MIA!

e. EMMA THOMPSON LAST CHANCE HARVEY


6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. JAVIER BARDEM VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

b. COLIN FARRELL IN BRUGES

c. JAMES FRANCO PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

d. BRENDAN GLEESON IN BRUGES

e. DUSTIN HOFFMAN LAST CHANCE HARVEY


7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

a. BOLT
Walt Disney Pictures; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

b. KUNG FU PANDA
DreamWorks Animation SKG; Paramount Pictures

c. WALL-E
Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures


8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

a. THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX (GERMANY)
(DER BADDER MEINHOF KOMPLEX)
Constantin Film Produktion GmbH; Summit Entertainment, LLC

b. EVERLASTING MOMENTS (SWEDEN/DENMARK)
(MARIA LARSSONS EVIGA ÖGONBLICK)
Final Cut Productions Aps; IFC Films

c. GOMORRAH (ITALY)
(GOMORRA)
Fandango; IFC Films

d. I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG (FRANCE)
(IL Y A LONGTEMPS QUE JE T’AIME)
UGC YM/UGC Images/France 3 Cinema/Integral Film; Sony Pictures Classics

e. WALTZ WITH BASHIR (ISRAEL)
Bridgit Folman Film Gang/Les Films D'Ici/Razor Films/Arte France/ITVS International; Sony Pictures Classics



9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

a. AMY ADAMS DOUBT

b. PENELOPE CRUZ VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

c. VIOLA DAVIS DOUBT

d. MARISA TOMEI THE WRESTLER

e. KATE WINSLET THE READER


10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

a. TOM CRUISE TROPIC THUNDER

b. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. TROPIC THUNDER

c. RALPH FIENNES THE DUCHESS

d. PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN DOUBT

e. HEATH LEDGER THE DARK KNIGHT


11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

a. DANNY BOYLE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

b. STEPHEN DALDRY THE READER

c. DAVID FINCHER THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN
BUTTON

d. RON HOWARD FROST/NIXON

e. SAM MENDES REVOLUTIONARY ROAD



12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

a. SIMON BEAUFOY SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

b. DAVID HARE THE READER

c. PETER MORGAN FROST/NIXON

d. ERIC ROTH THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN
BUTTON

e. JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY DOUBT


13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

a. ALEXANDRE DESPLAT THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN
BUTTON

b. CLINT EASTWOOD CHANGELING

c. JAMES NEWTON HOWARD DEFIANCE

d. A. R. RAHMAN SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

e. HANS ZIMMER FROST/NIXON


14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE

a. “DOWN TO EARTH” — WALL-E
Music by: Peter Gabriel, Thomas Newman
Lyrics by: Peter Gabriel

b. “GRAN TORINO” — GRAN TORINO
Music by: Clint Eastwood, Jamie Cullum, Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens
Lyrics by: Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens

c. “I THOUGHT I LOST YOU” — BOLT
Music & Lyrics by: Miley Cyrus, Jeffrey Steele

d. “ONCE IN A LIFETIME” — CADILLAC RECORDS
Music & Lyrics by: Beyoncé Knowles, Amanda Ghost, Scott McFarnon, Ian Dench, James Dring, Jody Street

e. “THE WRESTLER” — THE WRESTLER
Music & Lyrics by: Bruce Springsteen



15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

a. DEXTER (SHOWTIME)
Showtime/John Goldwyn Productions/The Colleton Company/Clyde Phillips Productions

b. HOUSE (FOX)
Universal Media Studios in association with Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions

c. IN TREATMENT (HBO)
Sheleg, Closest to the Hole Productions in association with HBO Entertainment

d. MAD MEN (AMC)
Lionsgate Television

e. TRUE BLOOD (HBO)
Your Face Goes Here Productions in association with HBO Entertainment


16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

a. SALLY FIELD BROTHERS AND SISTERS

b. MARISKA HARGITAY LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS
UNIT

c. JANUARY JONES MAD MEN

d. ANNA PAQUIN TRUE BLOOD

e. KYRA SEDGWICK THE CLOSER


17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

a. GABRIEL BYRNE IN TREATMENT

b. MICHAEL C. HALL DEXTER

c. JON HAMM MAD MEN

d. HUGH LAURIE HOUSE

e. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS THE TUDORS




18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. 30 ROCK (NBC)
Universal Media Studios in association with Broadway Video and Little
Stranger Inc.

b. CALIFORNICATION (SHOWTIME)
Showtime Presents in association with Aggressive Mediocrity, And Then...

c. ENTOURAGE (HBO)
Leverage and Closest to the Hole Productions in association with HBO Entertainment

d. THE OFFICE (NBC)
Deedle Dee Productions, Reveille LLC, Universal Media Studios

e. WEEDS (SHOWTIME)
Lionsgate Television


19. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES –COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE SAMANTHA WHO?

b. AMERICA FERRERA UGLY BETTY

c. TINA FEY 30 ROCK

d. DEBRA MESSING THE STARTER WIFE

e. MARY-LOUISE PARKER WEEDS


20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

a. ALEC BALDWIN 30 ROCK

b. STEVE CARELL THE OFFICE

c. KEVIN CONNOLLY ENTOURAGE

d. DAVID DUCHOVNY CALIFORNICATION

e. TONY SHALHOUB MONK




21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. A RAISIN IN THE SUN (ABC)
Sony Pictures Television

b. BERNARD AND DORIS (HBO)
Trigger Street Independent Productions in association with Little Bird and Chicago Films and HBO Films

c. CRANFORD (PBS)
A Co-Production of BBC and WGBH Boston.

d. JOHN ADAMS (HBO)
Playtone in association with HBO Films

e. RECOUNT (HBO)
Spring Creek/Mirage Productions in association with Trigger Street Productions, Everyman Pictures and HBO Films


22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. JUDI DENCH CRANFORD

b. CATHERINE KEENER AN AMERICAN CRIME

c. LAURA LINNEY JOHN ADAMS

d. SHIRLEY MACLAINE COCO CHANEL

e. SUSAN SARANDON BERNARD AND DORIS


23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. RALPH FIENNES BERNARD AND DORIS

b. PAUL GIAMATTI JOHN ADAMS

c. KEVIN SPACEY RECOUNT

d. KIEFER SUTHERLAND 24: REDEMPTION

e. TOM WILKINSON RECOUNT




24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. EILEEN ATKINS CRANFORD

b. LAURA DERN RECOUNT

c. MELISSA GEORGE IN TREATMENT

d. RACHEL GRIFFITHS BROTHERS AND SISTERS

e. DIANNE WIEST IN TREATMENT


25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

a. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

b. DENIS LEARY RECOUNT

c. JEREMY PIVEN ENTOURAGE

d. BLAIR UNDERWOOD IN TREATMENT

e. TOM WILKINSON JOHN ADAMS

Our Best Wishes

Macaulay Culkin is grieving after his 29 year old sister was hit by a car this week. The driver was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol and attempted to help her after hitting her.

Our thoughts are with him and his family.

Why U Mad?

We all reember the hilarious Saturday Night Live sketch where Beyonce and Justin Timberlake danced to her song "Single Ladies".

Seems like not everyone was impressed!

"I was the only one who was upset with it. I was upset because I know that Justin's a great dancer and if he learned the choreography, he could do it really well. For [co-choreographer] Jaquel Knight and I, the 'Single Ladies' dance is our baby. So, in some really stupid way, we were like, Why are they making fun of our baby?!"

THOSE CHOREOGRAPHERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!

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Christina Aguilera With Baby Max

Christina Aguilera, her husband Jordan Bratman and her baby Max all made an appearance as they shopped at Barney's last night. This was one of Max's first public appearances and he seems terrified! Just a few points.

1. Christina's bangs are horrifying. They look the bangs fourth grade girls get when they wrap their hair around a comb, get it stuck and have to cut it off.

2. The baby looks very much like Jordan Bratman, hopefully with time he will get more Aguilera-like.

Gabrielle Solis is Back!

After "uglying" it up for a few months, it looks like the old Gabrielle Solis is back! Okay, okay, except for that one make-up-less Eva Longoria picture we've all seen, Eva isn't really capable of being ugly.

Anyways, looks like Eva's mom haircut is gone and she went out and got herself some extensions! Eva was seen shopping on Robertson Ave yesterday with some friends.

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Guess Who Forgot To Shave Their Pits!

Which sexy celebrity forgot to shave her pits to a big premiere?

Sexy songstress Beyonce forgot to shave her armpits for the big premiere of her new movie "Cadillac Records" last night. I guess this proves she isn't perfect!

Courtney Love Did Drugs While Pregnant and its OKAY!

Courtney Love has admitted to doing heroin while pregnant with 16 year old daughter Frances Bean.

She added that it was OK though because she spoke with Frances about it and she was born healthy. She says she only did it during the third trimester becaue she did not know she was pregnant.

That makes it all okay!

Jessica Alba's Hot Body is Back!

Jessica Alba may still be a gigantic bitch but one thing is for sure, she got her hot body back! She will star in Campari's 2009 calendar. That's right fellas, one gorgeous Jessica Alba picture for each month! Check out these three and for the rest,

Fix Yourself Girl

Rosie O'Donnell decided to bless our eyes by revealing her gams in a bathing suit bottom. Hey, at least she wore a shirt!

I'm trying to decide which is worse, her in bikini bottoms or the spandex cover-up she put on instead which gave her an unflattering camel toe.

At least she has confidence!

Britney Dines

Britney Spears and some assistants stopped by Chateau Marmont yesterday afternoon to get sme grub before heading to her hair stylist in Los Angeles. Britney pays K-Fed $20,000 every month for child support, her hair bills must exceed that!

Holly and Hef Are Over

In a MySpace blog that was erased shortly after it was written, Holly Madison confirmed that she has broken up with Playboy Hugh Hefner. She has reportedly ben replaced by two fuggo twins. Fear no Girl Next Door fans, the show will go on... even without Hef!

The Singing Snaggle Tooth!

Kirsten Dunst has revealed that she is writing her own stage musical.

The How To Lose Friends And Alienate People star told The News Of The World she has already started on the theatrical work.

"I started to write a musical a few years ago and I'm going to get back into writing it. But I'm not going to say what it's about though," she said.


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Worthless

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly being offered just over $21 million to star in a sequel to her 2006 film "The Break-Up" which also starred Vince Vaughn. '

You MUST be kidding me!! Her last 5 films have probably grossed a total of $21 million.

Jet-Set Life

After spending just three days in New York City, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took the kids and flew to their other home in New Orleans. Angelina brought the kids (sans Maddox) to a corner store where the kids picked up Cheetos and other tasty munchies.

Kim Kardashian Seeks More Attention

After being kicked off "Dancing With The Stars" very quickly, Kim is talking about (who else?) herself on her blog again. This time, the D-Lister is trying to convince us that she never had plastic surgery.

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!! I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

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Different Leagues

CHRISTINA Aguilera isn't worried about Britney Spears' comeback -- because both artists are in different leagues.

The Dirrty hitmaker says she has been busy in her own "creative cave" -- and insists she isn't keeping tabs on what her old rival is getting up to in the studio.

She says, "I've been so sort of in my own creative cave. But no, it's a great feeling to still be in the game with somebody that you have known for so many years, even going back to the Mickey Mouse club. We had so much fun together.

"At this stage in our lives, we are so different I don't think you can put us in the same ball park."

Spears, 26, is due to release her sixth studio album, Circus, in December.

Aguilera's forthcoming album is currently in the recording process; the release date is to be determined.


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The OC Curse

Poor Rachel Bilson seems to have fallen prey to The O.C. curse of getting little to no work. Don' worry Rachel, it isn't just you. We haven't seen much of Adam Brody or Ben McKenzie either. We see candids of Mischa Barton but only when she is making a worst dressed list.