Christina Aguilera, Day and Night

Christina Aguilera, Day and Night

Christina Aguilera is wearing a lot of curve-hugging black these days. Here she is in two different outfits: leggings worn as pants for the day and a little black dress for the night.

How do you like Christina in these outfits?

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Celebrity Pictures With Tony Parker And Christina Aguilera

Celebrity Pictures With Tony Parker And Christina Aguilera

Tony Parker was spotted arriving at the airport in France. I wonder if he and Eva Longoria follow the tabloids to see what the other is doing. It must make a divorce that much harder when you have to see photos of your ex everywhere.

And Christina Aguilera and Matt Rutler were photographed out on the town again. They were seen leaving their hotel in NYC together, though truth be told, they could be headed everywhere. I’m not sure that the paparazzi can say with any certainty that they were really going “out on the town.

 

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 imnotobsessed/Photos by Fame.

Christina Aguilera’s drag queen feathers: hilarious or tragic?

Christina Aguilera’s drag queen feathers: hilarious or tragic?

CB and I have been going back and forth about which one of us should cover these new Christina Aguilera photos. Our comments back and forth were along the lines of “Drag queen.” “Meh.” “Drunk.” “Gay bar.” “Boobs.” All of that kind of sums it up, right? CB even wrote a classic intro to the piece (that she no longer is writing): “Christina Aguilera put on her best Spanx lingerie and paired it with some fishnets, peeptoe heels and a sheer feather-trimmed robe to attend a ceremony at West Hollywood gay bar The Abbey were she was inducted into their “Gay Walk of Fame.” Owner David Cooley posed with her and looked kind of shocked that she showed up looking like that. It’s not like there was a pajama-themed costume party that night.” LMAO.

Now that I’m looking at the photos, I have some other thoughts:

• WEIGHT. Christina is gaining weight - and it’s all going to her face, right? Her face and her boobs.
• BOOBS. God, they look horrible. If it’s the weight gain, that’s one thing, but they look like she went up a size in implants.
• DRUNK. She totally partied before she even showed up.
• WIG. Fix it, girl. For the love of God, fix it. Better yet, get a new one that’s made out of something other than bleached horsehair.
• MAKEUP. Drag queen style. Immaculate!                                                                                        Anyway, you know that The Voice starts really soon - next week! How much of a hot mess is Christina going to be? Are you going to watch just to see how bad it is? 

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celebitchy/Photos courtesy of WENN.

Christina Aguilera With Baby Max

Christina Aguilera, her husband Jordan Bratman and her baby Max all made an appearance as they shopped at Barney's last night. This was one of Max's first public appearances and he seems terrified! Just a few points.

1. Christina's bangs are horrifying. They look the bangs fourth grade girls get when they wrap their hair around a comb, get it stuck and have to cut it off.

2. The baby looks very much like Jordan Bratman, hopefully with time he will get more Aguilera-like.

Different Leagues

CHRISTINA Aguilera isn't worried about Britney Spears' comeback -- because both artists are in different leagues.

The Dirrty hitmaker says she has been busy in her own "creative cave" -- and insists she isn't keeping tabs on what her old rival is getting up to in the studio.

She says, "I've been so sort of in my own creative cave. But no, it's a great feeling to still be in the game with somebody that you have known for so many years, even going back to the Mickey Mouse club. We had so much fun together.

"At this stage in our lives, we are so different I don't think you can put us in the same ball park."

Spears, 26, is due to release her sixth studio album, Circus, in December.

Aguilera's forthcoming album is currently in the recording process; the release date is to be determined.


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Who'd Of Thunk?

Sporting her normal clown makeup and showing off what she calls "her E sized breasts", Christina Aguilera walked the red carpet (and probably got drunk) at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas which she is a part owner of.

New

Christina Aguilera's producer told reporters that her new album will be all pop! This is exciting for fans who didn't care for her blues/jazz influenced last album, Back To Basics. Maybe we can expect another Stripped which was phenomenal!

Paris Is Amazing!

Fewer people in Hollywood have been at the center of as many feuds as celebutante Paris Hilton, so OK! was shocked to hear that the Simple Life star is actually responsible for easing the tensions between two of her good friends — new moms Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera.

“Nicole never disliked Christina,” a pal of Paris tells OK!, “but Christina didn’t like Nicole because she felt she was famous for nothing.”

Peacemaker Paris to the rescue!

“Paris called Christina and conferenced in Nicole to catch up before the Grammys,” the friend says. Nicole suggested a playdate between her daughter, Harlow, and 27-year-old Xtina’s baby, Max, who were born only days apart.

And while Nicole's rep declined to comment on the news, the moms agree on one thing: Paris won’t be babysitting!
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Christina may hate Nicole, but their combined hatred for Paris surpasses any beef between them. OK Magazine is becoming such a joke!

Preview

People Magazine has offered us a preview of the new cover of their magazine which debuts Nicole Richie's daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. From what I can see, she definitely rocked it more than Christina! Maybe if she's lucky, she'll even boost the magazine's sales unlike Christina Aguilera who caused sales to drop!

Say Hello!

Meet Max Liron, Christina Aguilera's new baby boy! She debuted him on the February 25edition of People Magazine on stands now.

Christina Kick

Also at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening was Christina Aguilera. When she saw Nicole Richie's slim body, she probably wanted to kick her in the head! Christina can't be too bummed though, pregnancy gave her some HUGE boobs!

First Post-Pregnancy Appearance

Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance and what did she do? Voted and signed copies of her new Back to Basics Live and Down Under DVD! No word on who she voted for but our girl Xtina looked like a tranny!