Thursday, July 24, 2008

Cassie and Diddy Engaged?


Star Magazine is reporting that Diddy and untalented singer Cassie are engaged. But I thought he was back with on-again off again girlfriend of 10 years Kim Porter?

I guess Cassie couldn't settle with fucking for tracks, she's moved on to marrying for tracks!

No Privacy


Anne Hathaway's personal diaries have been siezed by the FBI, it is being reported. These diaries could incriminate Anne and further link her to Rafaello Follieri's embezzlement scandal.

Rafaello is still sitting in prison with his bail set at 21 millions dollars!

Sex Tape Rumors


Sex tape rumors involving numerous celebrities have been circulating over the past couple of weeks but one of the most promising tapes features Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

Rumor has it that the same people who released the infamous Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape will release this one.

That won't go good with Jess's new wholesome country look.

Oh, Honey



Brooke Hogan gave her best attempt to be "sexy" as she resembled a kinkajou, hanging from a tree and frolicking on the beach. Poor Brooke might always look like Hulk Hogan in drag and that is a shame.

Get Slutty!




Fergie got slutty as she performed with Guns N Roses guitarist Slash for his birthday as well as her father's.

Her pants were awfully shiny so it's difficult to tell whether she urinated on herself!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Flustered



Salma Hayek and baby daughter Valentina were swarmed by paparazzi as they exited Taverna Tony's restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday. Salma understandably looked flustered and protective but Valentina didn't even break a sweat.

She's a pro already!

Meet Miss Universe



Meet the new Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela. The runner up was Miss Colombia.

The competition did not go without a hitch though, Miss USA fell for the second year in a row!

Alyssa Stunner



Alyssa Milano looked stunning at an MLB red carpet event as part of the All Star game extravaganza in New York City.

Alyssa is an avid LA Dodgers fan and she even has a womens' clothing line dedicated to the team.

It Over!


Comedians Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split after dating for fve years, their reps have confirmed.

Who is to blame, Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Britney Smiles



Britney Spears was all smiles as she left the B2V Salon in Beverly Hills. Her extensions have improved but she still has a ways to go, maybe she should consult Paris Hilton's people.

Stir Up


We haven't seen much of Selma Blair lately, she appears in the new Hellboy film and is currently on the promotional circuit for her.

Possibly to drum up some publicity, Selma was seen wearing a sheer shirt and no bra that made her breasts completely visible. Oops!

Lover and Friend



Oprah Winfrey and girlfriend Gayle King are currently in Italy where they are vacationing.

Oprah just got off of a much publicized 21 day detox, looks like it didn't work well becasue Oprah has been packing on the pounds since getting off of it. It's not the best publicity for the creator who claimed it would completely curb sugar craving and keep weight off.

Finally


Finally, pictures of Jamie-Lynn Spears and her newborn baby Maddie Briann have been released.

OK Magazine got the official interview and pictures. It seems people have lost interest in Jamie, she became an full-blown tabloid celebrity when her pregnancy was announced but now people don't seem to care.

Amy Has Her Fun




Crack addict Amy Winehouse had a little but of fun on the streets of London today. She made strange gestures, looked bugged out and assaulted a man with her filthy hand.

Just another day for the Wino.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Drew and Justin Split


Before anyone even speculated about their separation, Drew Barrymore's rep confirmed to Us Weekly that Drew and Justin Long have split up.

The two were seen out clubbing just last week. Maybe Drew felt that his influence on her was a negative one.

Tara Reid Bikini



Dear Tara Reid,
Bikinis are NOT your friend! No matter how weight you lose or working out you do, that botched tummy tuck will always be evident!
Love,
Gossip Genius

Tara posed with ex-boyfriend J.C Chasez at a Fourth of July BBQ.

Pregnancy Blues?



Although reports say Ashlee Simpson is miserable during the early stages of her pregnancy, she looked very happy while shopping with Pete Wentz in Hollywood.

Maybe its the fact that shes an attention whore and that she loves to get photographed.

Guess the Butt!


Which "celebrity" was seen filling up her gas tank? She has no butt!

It's "The Hills" star and designer, Lauren Conrad! Instead of fillin her gas tank, she should work on filling in her shorts!

A-Rod Divorce Update


Cynthia Rodriguez, wife of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, officially filed for divorce today.

Good luck to Alex Rodriguez because this bitch is hungry for money (surprise, surprise). She's asking for their 6 million dollar Miami mansion, their Maybach car, for him to relieve her debts and pay her attorney fees. She also wants alimony, sole custody of the children and child support.

With A-rod's annual salary totaling almost 30 million dollars a year, this could get costly! She also wants them to disregard the prenuptial agreement.

Gold diggers are s predictable!

On The Right Track


Britney Spears and Madonna are definitely teaming up. The two are filming a video for Madonna's "Sticky and Sweet" tour, it has been confirmed by Brit's manager, Larry Rudolph Larry also said that Britney will not be appearing on Madonna's tour which begins in late August.

NASTY


I don't want to think about Flavor Flav having sex - EVER.

In a revealing interview, Flavor Flav stated that he lost his virginity at six. SIX YEARS OLD!

Bad mental pictures.. nothing more to say.

Forgot They Existed?



The couple we all forgot existed, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey were seen at an airport returning from vacation. Seldom do we see them but when we, it seems they are always on vacation.

The money that Nick Lachey stole from Jessica Simpson has got to be running out. The two have no real source of income and life is going to get rough when Nick's divorce money runs out!

Baby Congrats


Nicole Kidman gave birth, it has been confirmed. With husband Keith Urban at her side, Nicole Kidman had a baby girl in Nashvile today.

Nicole's pregnancy was classified as high risk and some gossip sites speculated that she wore a prosthetic stomach and had a surrogate mother.