Saturday, April 26, 2008

What Happened To Mischa?



What happened to Mischa Barton? As the star of the hit show The O.C in 2003, Mischa was a gorgeous IT girl who everyone wanted a piece of. Mischa is no longer a fresh faced beauty and has resorted to attending red carpet events with the likes of the Kardashian sisters. Not only that but she dresses like a tramp and has a hideous haircut!

More Woes


It's a new week but Hilary Duff is still dressing like an idiot! The fashion victim may be trying to set new fashion trends but she is failing miserably.

Poised



The normally poised Angelina Jolie was in no mood to be photographed as she entered a Hollywood restaurant on Thursday. Sadly, her arms and legs still look like toothpicks but pregnancy has given her amazing cleavage!

Biiiiig!



We just knew that Jessica Alba would get really big during her pregnancy! The terrible actress was seen leaving a Los Angeles Home yesterday. Jessica Alba is set to give birth in one to two months.

...Stay In Britain


After dining with her younger brother Alfie in London, pop singer Lily Allen declared that she gives great head. Yes, with her brother. So far, the one hit wonder has stayed in the spotlight by bitching in her blog and having personal drama. That's okay, as long as no more of her songs are played on the radio, the world will be a better place!

Cool!


The movie will not start filming for quite awhile but Sylvester Stallone is said to have begun casting for a new film he is involved with about tortured poet, Edgar Allan Poe. The top pick? Viggo Mortensen! Minus Sylvester Stallone's involvement, this could turn out to be a cool flick!

Like High School Girl



It's hard to believe that Ashley Tisdale will be turning 23 in a few months! She stars in the High School Musical franchise and dresses like every other high school Paris Hilton wannabe in the world. From the matching sweatsuit to the little dog to the Louis Vuitton dog carrier, one might think this was 2003!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Bevvy



Heidi Klum and her bevy of nannies made another appearance in Los Angeles, this time to watch Heidi's daughter Leni perform at a recital. Heidi had some trouble trying to juggle Starbucks and some angry toddlers!

Orange Is NOT In!



Tara Reid looked alright as she dined at hot West Hollywood eatery Foxtail Friday night. The only problem? She was orange! Lets hope the irrelevant "actress" had a
good bite to eat and lays off the spray tanning!

Poor Nina


Project Runway judge Nina Garcia has lost her job as director of Elle Magazine and the split was not amicable! No word on whether this will affect her job status on Project Runway as well.

Another Accident


Britney Spears has become slightly boring lately and to spruce up the tabloids she got into another car accident! Somehow, Britney caused a three car accident but it's being reported that she was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Fortunately, it doesn't get much more exciting than that!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Katie



British supermodel Kate Moss is enjoying her time in Malibu with her adorable daughter, Lila Grace. The two went for a Starbucks run on Saturday, lets hope she isn't feeding her daughter coffee like Britney!

Idol Gives Back!


The stars came out for the 2nd Annual Idol Gives Back fundraising special last night. The show will air on FOX Wednesday night on 9PM ET!

Brad Pitt was the biggest star of the night and he received the largest applause!

Mariah Carey, not longer Mooriah but still super fugly!

Fuggie Fug.

Worthless child star Miley Cyrus and her plastic surgery nightmare mother.

Losing Her Friends!


Victoria Beckham is losing her friends, according to Showbiz News. Since moving to America, she has lost her best friend, hair stylist Ben Cooke and most of her English friends. Her main goal is to become more famous by associating herself with other celebrities.

It's hard to believe that someone so self-involved could have any friends to begin with!