Coming To America

Kate Moss has landed! The British model arrived at LAX Airport with her daughter Lila Grace only to be mobbed by photographers. Things got so hectic that she received a polic escort out of the airport. I love me some Kate Moss but she is not looking cute in these pictures. Here's hoping we get a few fabulous sets of candids from Los Angeles!

Kids Choice Awards

The Kids Choice Awards always host a bevy of irrelevant child stars but occasionally, a few big stars come through to show some love. Here they are!

Jessica Alba was in the house looking pregnant and happy. It's nice that she can pretend like she isn't a total bitch when she is around children.. hideous dress by the way.

"Bad asses" Rihanna and Ashlee Simpson looked like little girls who got into their mothers wardrobes. Hair in your face, lots of eyeliner and funky colored nail polish does not make you a bad ass!

Children at heart Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz appeared at the show and while Ashton looks sexy, Cameron is starting to show her age!

Jennifer Love Hewitt posed backstage with Abigail Breslin. Supposedly she's lost weight. I'm not seeing it.

Talentless

Oh how we love the talentless stars of "The Hills". Audrina Patridge, who's nude model photos were leaked last week, was invited to perform at PURE Nightclub with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls. She may we worthless but she looks a lot better than Paris Hilton in the outfit!

Guess The Celebrity Cellulite!

Which young celebrity has a bad case of cellulite (and fashion sense)?
It's Mischa Barton of course! The out of shape OC starlet showed off her cellulite in ugly gym shorts as she headed to a restaurant to eat with DJ Samantha Ronson! Lindsay Lohan is the jealous type, I wonder what she thought about that!

Learning From The Best

Digital spy says that in an interview with Harper's Bazaar, Rumer, 18, admitted she used to have a crush on Kutcher, who married Moore in 2005.

"I had a poster of Ashton when my mum and he met, so I can appreciate the fact that he is a handsome man, but he is my stepdad, and he has given me a healthy perspective on relationships."

Rumer also described her stepfather as "a mentor", explaining: "I look up to him and try to emulate the way he lives".


Good for her but she will never be like Ashton. For one thing, she's ugly!!

Guess The Celebrity!

What celebrity tried to evade the paparazzi with traditional material?

Okay I was kidding but stupid Paris Hilton probably thought it made her invisible. She was in Istanbul, Turkey pretending to care about the culture.

No Paris, it's not called Turkey because of its large bird population.

Wow!

Jessica Simpson's legs get criticized often for being to muscular and stumpy but they looked phenomenal as she exited a vehicle at "Beso", Eva Longoria's restaurant.

Absent

Mary-Kate Olsen has been pretty absent from the party circuit as of late so it was nice to see her out. The mini mogul was seen at the after party of Blackjack movie, "21". I liked the outfit on her but she is probably one of the only people who could rock it.

Gettin' Paid!

Katharine McPhee is the new face of Neutrogena and for the gig she is banking a cool $500,000! Her singing career may be going nowhere but this should keep her afloat for awhile!

Sexy Can I?

Sexy songstress Amy Winehouse showed off her radiant skin as she visited her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in jail. She even wore an "I Heart Blake" pin. Oh, heroin love!

Lohan Gets A Job!!

Lindsay Lohan has scored another acting gig. This wouldn't be headlining news for any normal actor but Lindsay needs to take work where she can get it! Lindsay will be starring in a Charles Manson as Nancy Pittman, one of his cult followers.

Lindsay also has a comedy with Jack Black and a tango movie in the works.

Bigger Trouble

Richie Sambora is in big trouble after being charged with a DUI Tuesday night. The new development? Richie had his 10 year old daughter Ava in the car!

Somewhere, Heather Locklear is snickering. That's what you get for dating that skank Denise Richards!

Top Model Drama?

All isn't well in America's Next Top Model land!

OK! magazine reports that Banks isn’t getting along with photo shoot creative director Jay Manuel, and her days on the show could be numbered.

“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking,” an insider told OK! magazine. The selective silent treatment isn’t limited to Manuel, either. “Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day,” the source told the magazine.

Net result? Banks (who wouldn’t comment on the rumors) might be looking for a new supermodel to helm ANTM. “She’s really throwing all her weight behind her talk show,” according to a source familiar with “The Tyra Banks Show.” “She’s putting lots of pressure on her staff to keep her show on the map. She had Barack Obama on, she had Hilary Clinton on — she got a taste of playing with the big boys and now ‘Top Model’ seems to detract from her big plans.”

I don't know.. it could just be a ploy to get media attention so she'd have SOMETHING to talk about on that stupid talk show of hers.

Best Of Luck

After nineteen years of marriage, Robin Williams and wife Marsha Garces Williams are getting divorced. Marsha Garces filed the petition on March 21 and cited irreconcilable differences as the reason. This news has sparked rumors that Robin Williams, a recovering alcoholic, is hitting the bottle again.

Best of luck to both parties!

Heidi and the Gang

Heidi Klum, her usual gang of five nannies and her children Leni, Henry and Johan had a fun day at the park yesterday. Heidi couldn't have seemed less interested though, the supermodel spent the majority of her time talking on the telephone.

LAX Arrival

For the apst year, Jessica Simpson's career has been going nowhere and fast! The Texan singer arrived at LAX after spending some time on the East Coast with beau Tony Romo. It's a sad day when you have to use a stuffed animal to get photographed.

If It Looks Like A Whore..

Rihanna's wardrobe stylist alone is probably financially supporting 10 hookers!

Look at this crap! It's just the latest whorish costume to be implemented in a Rihanna concert. RiRi performed in Moscow, Russia last night.

Improvement

Hilary Duff went for her daily Starbucks run looking much better than we've seen her in the past week. Leggings and white tank.. it's hard to go wrong!

Hilary hasn't been doing too much lately but her movie War Inc. with John Cusack will be released at the Tribeca Film Festival in April!

Engaged

People Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears has been flashing an engagement ring from boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Poor Jamie Lynn probably had to buy her own engagement ring like Britney Spears.

Another Fug

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis have some ugly children. Their youngest daughter Tallulah Belle Willis is no exception! She used to be the cute one out of the bunch but I don't think her Hunchback of Notre Dame posture is helping matters.

Demi, Bruce, Bruce's young girlfriend and Tallulah were on hand for the movie premiere of "Flawless" in New York City.

Kerr Bloom Out

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were seen holding hands in Southern California last night as they went to get dinner with friends. Maybe Miranda Kerr can lend Orlando Bloom some Victoria's Secret grooming products because lord knows he needs it!

PS - Is KerrBloom really the best couple name people could come up with?!

People Love Her!

As many of you know, Britney Spears' guest starred on an episode of How I Met Your Mother last night on CBS. Not only was her performance a hit but it scored How I Met Your Mother with its highest ratings ever.

Brit's still got it!

Paris.. Y U So Smart?

As predicted, Paris Hilton has learned a lot from her trip to Africa. The heir head said "I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

Next time Paris should save the money it took to get her to South Africa and just donate it. Such a waste of air!

NO WORDS.

Hot Mess Hil!

Hilary Duff normally dresses very trendy but cute.. this past week has not been her best week fashion-wise. Here are a few gems from the Duff wardrobe.

RIP2

Corinne Bailey Rae's husband was found dead in a Leeds apartment yesterday after a supposed drug overdose. John Rae was only 31 years old and autopsy results are expected in the next few weeks.

RIP!

Oprah Winfrey's beloved Cocker Spaniel Sophie has passed away at 13 years old from kidney failure. Sophie leaves behind a brother Solomon.

Makes Me Hate Her More

Many celebrities go to Africa in hopes of making the public like them more with a few who genuinely care about the continent and it's people. Paris Hilton went to Africa to accompany her boyfriend Benji Madden and it makes me hate her EVEN more.

She went to an South African orphanage where she signed pictures of herself in a bikini for the orphans. Are you kidding me? There are enough diseases in Africa, Paris certainly doesn't need to contribute.

Lesbian Lovefest!

Here's a funny one! It's being reported that Lindsay Lohan's longtime friends Courtenay Semel and Samantha Ronson are competing for the actresses love! Lindsay has bad taste in women - and men!

Now That's Dedication!

Pamela Anderson is so determined to be a great mom she only gets three hours of sleep a night. The actress refuses to give up breakfasts with her two sons, Brandon and Dylan - even though she's often out late at celebrity parties.

She says, "Usually I get in around three or four in the morning, and I'm up at 6:30 a.m. with my kids making breakfast, 8 a.m. at school."

Anderson admits her maternal duties leave her little time for romance - and after two of the briefest celebrity marriages to Kid Rock and Rick Salomon, that's not a bad thing.

She adds, "That's (motherhood) taking up a lot of time."

Pam Anderson is an example for all mothers, staying out until FOUR in the morning and still managing to put breakfast on the table! I'll bet anything that her cocaine ravished face is the last thing her children want to wake up to.
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